{"id":1177,"date":"2022-02-08T11:02:41","date_gmt":"2022-02-08T18:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jcmckenna.com\/?p=1177"},"modified":"2022-02-08T11:10:50","modified_gmt":"2022-02-08T18:10:50","slug":"random-story-roll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jcmckenna.com\/?p=1177","title":{"rendered":"Random Story Roll"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somehow a year went by since my last random story. Let&#8217;s give the dice a roll and see what they have to offer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"489\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822.jpg?resize=1024%2C489&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C489&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C143&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C366&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C733&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C977&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=600%2C286&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=400%2C191&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=700%2C334&amp;ssl=1 700w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/dice-2822-scaled.jpg?resize=1300%2C620&amp;ssl=1 1300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>cell phone, magic wand, ID? (envelope?)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">OOOOH, ambiguity. What&#8217;s that one on the right? Guess I&#8217;ll have to sit in the mystery for a bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">New short, short story coming Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow a year went by since my last random story. Let&#8217;s give the dice a roll and see what they have to offer. cell phone, magic wand, ID? (envelope?) OOOOH, ambiguity. What&#8217;s that one on the right? Guess I&#8217;ll have to sit in the mystery for a bit. 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