{"id":727,"date":"2021-02-02T17:00:12","date_gmt":"2021-02-03T00:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jcmckenna.com\/?p=727"},"modified":"2021-02-20T17:33:18","modified_gmt":"2021-02-21T00:33:18","slug":"story-roll-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jcmckenna.com\/?p=727","title":{"rendered":"Story Roll #3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-1024x768.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=600%2C450&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=700%2C525&amp;ssl=1 700w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jcmckenna.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_0251-scaled.jpg?resize=1300%2C975&amp;ssl=1 1300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Building, Scales, Bridge<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Building, Scales, Bridge<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":870,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2rDfa-bJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":734,"url":"https:\/\/www.jcmckenna.com\/?p=734","url_meta":{"origin":727,"position":0},"title":"Random Story: We Can Eat Any Billy Goat for $29.99*","author":"admin","date":"February 6, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"tall building, scales, bridge Last week's story ran a little long. 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